Mom so help me God if McDonald's gives me the Rocky toy one more time I will raise Hell of a biblical magnitude in that shithole and that clown won't show his face if he knows what's good for him.
Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers The Movie: Part 2
In which I continue to mock this movie for being a cash grab, knowing good and Goddamned well I had every single Happy Meal toy.
The Handmaiden - Now with Less Octopus
I can't understand a god damned thing Bruce Dickinson is saying
The Phantom Carriage - A Bit of Class Between Wiener Jokes
Or as the Swedes call it, Körkarlen. We’ll get there fast and then we’ll take it slow.
The Fog - Tom Atkins' Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery
Out of all of John Carpenter's movies, this is one of them.
Ranking the Marvel Cinematic Universe
The Marvel Cinematic Universe has dug its roots deep into my life and what has blossomed is a reality consumed by bright lights, CGI, and Chris Hemsworth's biceps. I don't live anymore, I merely exist between releases. So here it is, the absolute objective indisputable etched-in-stone ranking of the MCU.
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