Ghostbusters (2016) - The War on Men Begins with the Desecration of Dan Aykroyd's Ghost Blowjob
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Green Room - The Feel Bad Movie of the Year
It's Summer time in the city and you know what they say: no shirt, no shoes, no problem. Put down your textbooks and pick up a book and lay down next to the pool. You've earned it. The Sun is shining, you've got a cocktail with a cute little umbrella in it, and your only concern is getting ambushed by a barrage of water balloons. Sun's out, fun's out, and what better way to soak in the good vibes than watching a 90 minute nightmare?
Mortal Kombat - That Sonya Blade Is One Piece of Ace
Actually written by Chris the Intern, I'm an idiot who posted it on the wrong account.
Chris' opinions do not reflect or represent the views of terrible blog dot net.
God dammit Chris.
God dammit Chris.
10 Cloverfield Lane - Mary, This is Not 'Nam. There Are Rules.
A movie so racked with tension, so claustrophobic and stressful, I threw my hands in the air and yelled "fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck" while pacing in circles not once but twice. And that was on my second viewing in the comfort of my own home.
Enter the Dragon
Enter the Dragon
Directed
by: Robert Clouse
Starring:
Bruce Lee, John Saxon, Jim Kelly (the martial artist, not the former
Buffalo Bills quarterback)
Release
date: July 26, 1973
Runtime:
102 minutes
Jackie
Chan gets his ass kicked: three times!
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