The King of Iron Fist Retrospective Part 1 - Tekken

Witness the power of the Terrible Zaibatsu 

Mortal Kombat - That Sonya Blade Is One Piece of Ace

Actually written by Chris the Intern, I'm an idiot who posted it on the wrong account.

 

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God dammit Chris. 

10 Cloverfield Lane - Mary, This is Not 'Nam. There Are Rules.

A movie so racked with tension, so claustrophobic and stressful, I threw my hands in the air and yelled "fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck" while pacing in circles not once but twice. And that was on my second viewing in the comfort of my own home.  

Enter the Dragon

Enter the Dragon

Directed by: Robert Clouse

Starring: Bruce Lee, John Saxon, Jim Kelly (the martial artist, not the former Buffalo Bills quarterback)

Release date: July 26, 1973

Runtime: 102 minutes

Jackie Chan gets his ass kicked: three times!

Harlan Ellison’s Watching

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Silent Night, Deadly Night - Santa's Watching, Santa's Creeping

Silent Night, Deadly Night

Directed by: Charles Sellier

Starring: Nobody

Release Date: November 9, 1984

Run Time: 85 minutes

Body Count: 13

In the Winter of 1984 a slasher directed by the man who created Grizzly Adams snuck into theaters. The poster depicted an axe-wielding Santa Claus going down a chimney and old white people were less than thrilled about it. It opened on the same day as A Nightmare on Elm Street and made more money at the box office, but the power of middle class white people was too strong to fight and it was unceremoniously yanked from theaters. So what is so special about this silly little Santa Claus murder movie? Why does this film have such a strong cult following, and why in God’s name are there four sequels? Let’s dive in. If the movie itself is even half as good as its name, we should be in business.

Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever - Please Let Me Die

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