Fantastic Four (Percent Rotten)
Fantastic Four
Directed by: Josh Trank
Starring: Miles Teller, Michael B. Jordan, Kate Mara, Jamie Bell, Toby Kebbell
Release Date: August 7, 2015
Run Time: Approximately 900 minutes
I don't know if you guys heard any of the buzz, but apparently a lot of people dislike this movie.
Creep - What the Hell Am I Doing Here?
Creep
Directed by: Patrick Brice
Starring: Patrick Brice, Mark Duplass
Release Date: June 23, 2015
Run Time: 80 minutes
Get it. Like the Radiohead song. I'm so fuckin clever.
Ant-Man - [Insert Penis Joke Here]
Ant-Man
Directed By: Peyton Reed
Starring: Paul Rudd, Michael Douglas, Evangeline Lilly, Corey Stoll
Release Date: July 17, 2015
Run Time: 117 minutes
Maybe we can finally cut this "is this going to be the first terrible Marvel movie?" shit out.
Human Centipede 3 - Do Not Watch This Garbage Movie
The Human Centipede III (Final Sequence)
Directed by: Tom Six
Starring: Dieter Laser, Laurence R. Harvey
Release Date: May 22, 2015
Run Time: 102 minutes
Hey guys, let’s all agree to stop giving Tom Six money and never speak of this movie ever again.
[50 Shades of Shea] Terminator Genisys - Genesis Spelled with a WHY
Do you think they call it Terminator Mega Dryve in the UK?
The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence) - The Legend of Curly’s Gold
The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence)
Directed by: Tom Six
Starring: Laurence R. Harvey, Nobody Else
Release Date: October 7, 2011
Run Time: 91 minutes
Directed by: Tom Six
Release Date: October 7, 2011
Run Time: 91 minutes
Now with 100% more rape and projectile shitting
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