A jilted Romeo murders his sweetie’s suitors…but maybe there is such a thing as a love that cannot die.
Who do that voodoo? A scumball developer needing dough seeks occult help to land a millionaire bride.
Who’s got the losing hand…forearm…elbow? Find out in a shockingly high-stakes game of poker.
To woo a lovely femme, a wealthy codger trades bodes with a hunk. But there's a switch to The Switch.
For the money, honey! A gold digger marries a slob in hopes of gaining an inheritance.
Every retiree needs a pet project. So Jonas takes up taxidermy, turning the many pets his wife Anita dotes upon into a stuffed menagerie. Sit still. Don't move. This one will leave you in stitches!
Her stocks, bonds, house: Charles loves everything about Peggy and wants to make sure their honeymoon is a night of (murderous) passions. But there's a family secret Peggy never told him...
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A call girl plans to land a rich playboy and pawns her beauty in order to dress to impress. What? She misunderstands the pawnshop's refund offer? Too late to read between the lines (and wrinkles), girlie!
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Shoot him, drown him, hang him, zap him with a kajillion volts - hey, it's a living. A man who receives a surgical graft of a cat's nine lives becomes a carnival sensation with his dying act.
The holiday chopping season runs late when an axe-toting maniac dressed as Santa makes a Christmas Eve visit to a philandering wife who murdered her hubby. Sorry, lady. He's not offering an escape Claus!
A shocking experience! When the death penalty is abolished, a penitentiary executioner turns freelance electrocutioner. But fate may pull a switch on this man who loves to throw the switch.